HaiiroOokami92

Stole this from because I'm bored as hell right now.

1. Do you snore?
Not that I know of...

2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
Both

3. What's your worst fear?
Being trapped. I can't do it.

4. As a kid, were you a lego maniac?
As a kid? I'm still a lego freak.

5. What do you think of "reality" tv?
"Reality"? Ha! That's rich!

6. Do you chew on your straws?
I chew on a lot of things that are plastic...

7. Were you a cute baby?
No. I was a fatass baby, I like my current self much better.

8. Is the single life for you?
What? I don't understand...

9. What colour is your keyboard?
Black and aluminum.

10. Do your sing in the shower?
People that don't sing in the shower exist?

11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
HELL NO.

12. Any secret talents?
I play guitar... But that's not exactly a secret...You know...? That thing I do with my tongue?

13. What's your ideal vacation spot?
A nice meadow with my spouse... Handpicked bouquets...

14. Can you swim?
Depends on where.

16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko"?
Yes...

17. Do you care about the ozone?
If I smell ozone then I'm getting the hell out of wherever I am, electricity doesn't like me...

18. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?
You think I count?

19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
I dunno, I'm not about to make a fool of myself trying though.

20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
Never. I refuse.

21. Are you a single child?
I'm an only child, yes.

22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
Electronic, manual pencil sharpeners don't like me either.

23. What's your stand on hunting?
Bows. Handcrafted bows, to be exact. I'm not all that good with a gun, but give me my bow and some arrows... Terror for the animals.

24. Is marriage in your future?
Um, no... It was like 2 months ago exact.

25. Do you like your handwriting?
Not really, but I'll take it over other's I've seen.

26. What are you allergic to?
Stupidity, seafood, and grammar/spelling errors

27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?'
Like 5 seconds ago.

28. Is Tupac still alive?
Who?

29. Do you cry at weddings?
I cried anime tears at my own wedding...

30. How do you like your eggs?
Benedict.

31. Are blondes dumb?
Hey, I take offense to that question...

32. Where does the other sock end up?
In the washer, I feel bad for the dryer.

33. What time is it?
21:07:42 GMT-7 as I write this.

34. Do you have a nickname?
I have many, and you aren't allowed to know ANY of them...

35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
Yes. Ew. Only thing I'll ever get there would be a hash brown, it's hard to screw up a potato.

36. When was the last time you were in a car?
Last night.

37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers, have you ever heard of bath sex? Didn't think so.

38. Is Santa Claus real?
...I am Santa dammit.

39. Do you like having your neck kissed?
Yes, it's essential foreplay. Plus it's a nice place to show off territorial marks...

40. Are you afraid of the dark?
No, I'm afraid of the sun, I have really pale skin...

41. What are you addicted to?
Hm... Sex, a nice glass of brandy every once in a while, and sleep.

42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
Crunchy, I'm obsessed with the texture of my food.

43. Can you crack your neck?
Yes... I crack my neck like 500 times a day.

44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Nope.

45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
Twice.

46. Is drug free the way to be?
From experience, yes.

47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
Depends, I've slept through an earthquake literally, yet I've woken up to a leaf scratching my window... My brain is ridiculous.

48. What colour are your eyes?
Lake blue with white and gold flakes

50. Do you like your life?
No, I love my life.

51. Who's better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
Lolwrestling... No, just... no.

52. Are you psychic?
I have a 6th sense for battle, other than that no.

53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
If I have, I don't remember.

54. Do you play any instruments?
Guitar and a teeny weeny bit of drums.

55. Have you ever stolen money?
If picking up a $100 bill from the street is stealing then yes.

56. Can you snowboard?
Yup, I can't ski, but I can snowboard quite well.

57. Do you like camping?
Yes, I'm a nature freak, but I like midnight walks the best while camping.

58. Do you snort when you laugh?
Sometimes...

59. Do you believe in magic?
In a young girl's heart?

60. Are dogs a man's best friend?
Hell if I know... I'm a cat woman.

61. You believe in divorce?
I'm not even going there, I've been married for two months, I don't want to jinx it...

62. Can you do the moonwalk?
Correctly? No.

63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
All the time.

64. Is it cold outside today?
Not really, but then again I'm almost impervious to the cold

65. What was the last thing you ate?
Tater tots with NaCl

66. Do you wear nail polish?
Blood red. I like the color, and it contrasts with my eyes. >.>

67. Have you ever been kissed?
Yes.

68. What's the most annoying TV commercial?
Any and all in existence.

69. Do you shop at American Eagle?
Lolno, I don't shop at fancy stores.

70. Favourite song at the moment?
Kanpeki Will (Railgun OST, more specifically Railgun ARCHIVES 3)

71. Do you like your job?
Meh.

72. Do you like your classes in school?
Don't have any.

73. How do you like your meat cooked?
Medium-well, on the well side.

74. Do you like these surveys?
They keep me occupied lol.

75. Do you know how to tag three peoples?
No, and I don't even care.

Boredom and insomnia at it's finest~

1 ~ Do you own a cat?
Yes~! Is it bad that I call him Koneko-chan?

2 ~ On an identity scale from 1-10, Butch is 0 and Femme is 10. Where do you place yourself on the scale?
I'd go with probably a 7, I act and look girly, but I have those moments where I have to beat the crap out of people, and beating the crap out of people isn't girly.

3 ~ Do you have a type? If so, describe.
Nope, I'm not even choosy.

4 ~ Describe your ideal partner in three words.
Affectionate, beautiful, musical.

5 ~ Kristen Steward, Scarlett Johansson, Katy Perry, Ellen Page; Fuck, Marry, Avoid or BFF.
Fuck Katy, she's hot, but I don't like her music.
Marry Scarlett
Avoid Kristen, Just... No.
BFF Ellen~

6 ~ Name an embarrassing or unusual celebrity crush.
Hm... I'm not sure if I have one, or ever had one... am I wierd?

7 ~ Describe your fantasy date.
Hm... I have problems projecting my thoughts onto paper so I'm not even going to try.

8 ~ If a bi girl you really like was dating guys, would you be turned off?
Well yeah, that's kind of an immediate turn off...

9 ~ Worst thing to happen to you as a consequence of a straight girl crush.
Wildfire, social wildfire.

10 ~ Ever tried to seduce a straight girl?
Many a time, I still try to do it.

11 ~ The cartoon characters Daria, Batwoman, Lisa Simpson and Tank Girl have materialised IRL as people. Place them in order of dateability.
Batwoman~ I don't know who Daria or Tank Girl are, and Lisa..... no.

12 ~ How good is your gaydar? Has it ever put you in an awkward position before?
My gaydar is a flat zero, which doesn't help me at all. My gaydar consists of a process, it's called flirting with everybody that has internal plumbing.

13 ~ Describe your first girl crush IRL.
Dude..... like Kindergarten? I don't remember that far back.

14 ~ Name your number one celebrity girl crush.
I don't have celebrity crushes *cough*Emma Stone*cough*

15 ~ If you were going to make a romantic lesbian-themed movie, starring two actresses, who would you cast?
Emma Stone and Emma Watson

16 ~ If you were going to make a lesbian porno, starring two actresses, who would you cast?
Eeh? See above question?

17 ~ Which member of The L Word cast, or The Real L Word cast can you most identify with, and why?
Never heard of either of these.

18 ~ There's a zombie outbreak. Who would you choose as your partner in combat against the living dead: Batwoman, Buffy or the girl from Kick-Ass?
Hit Girl, because she kicks ass.

19 ~ Have you ever felt guilty about having feelings for women?
No and I never will, people can say what they want, I will still, shamelessly, be attracted to women.

20 ~ What's the sexiest thing a girl could do for you?
I'm NOT going over this here >.>

21 ~ You're at a girl bar. You are most likely to be found:
a) on a bar stool, staring into your drink,
b) grinding up on someone on the dancefloor,
c) flirting with a stranger,
d) arguing with your ex,
e) doing some friendly mingling or
f) staying within your own circle of friends.
I've never been to a bar... But I'd probably be dancing or mingling.

22 ~ Give your opinion on fake boobs.



23 ~ Have you ever done something stupid to get a girl's attention?
Lol, this question, does jumping onto the hood of a car count?

34 ~ Name a book(manga) character that you identify strongly with.
Manga-wise it'd probably be miss Kotobuki Tsumugi, I can't tell you how many times my Goggles have gone into overdrive...

So I'm going to fill this out.

[] I am shorter than 5'4.
[X] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[X] I have many scars.
[] I tan easily.
[X] I wish my hair was a different color.
[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[X] I have a tattoo.
[] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[] I have/I've had braces.
[X (Sometimes)] I wear glasses.

[] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.  
[X] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[X] I have more than 2 piercings.
[X (Had)] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[X] I have freckles.
[] I hate my dad.
[] I hate my mom.
[] I have a brother.
[] I have a sister.
[X] I've sworn at my parents.
[] I've run away from home.
[] I've been kicked out of the house.
[X] My biological parents are together.
[] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[X] I want to have kids someday.
[] I've had children.
[] I've lost a child.
[X (Kinda?)] I'm in school.
[X] I have a job.
[X] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[X] I almost always do my homework.
[] I've missed a week or more of school.
[] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years
[] I failed more than 1 class last year.  
[] I've stolen something from my job.
[X] I've been fired.
[X] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[] Disney movies still make me cry.
[X] I've peed from laughing.
[X] I've snorted while laughing.
[X] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[X] I've glued my hand to something.
[X] I've had my pants rip in public.
[] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[X] I've gotten stitches/staples (many, many, many, many times)
[] I've broken a bone.
[] I've had my tonsils removed.
[X] I've sat in a doctor's office/emergency room with a friend.
[] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[] I had a serious surgery.
[X] I've had chicken pox.
[] I was born in a different country.
[X] I've driven over 200 miles in one day. (1500 to be exact, longest goddamn drive ever)
[] I've been on on a plane.
[] I've been to Canada.
[] I've been to Mexico.
[] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[] I've been to Japan.
[] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[] I've been to Europe.
[X] I've gotten lost in my city.

[X] I've seen a shooting star.
[X] I've wished on a shooting star
[X] I've seen a meteor shower.
[X] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[X] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[X] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. (Again, many, many, many times)
[] I've been to a casino.
[] I've been skydiving.
[X] I've gone skinny dipping
[X] I've played spin the bottle.
[] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[] I've crashed a car.
[] I've been Skiing.
[] I've been in a play.
[] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[X] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue
[] I've seen the Northern lights.
[X] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[] I've played chicken.
[X] I've played a prank on someone.
[] I've ridden in a taxi.
[] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[X] I've eaten sushi.
[X] I've been snowboarding.
[] I'm single.  
[] I'm in a relationship.
[X] I'm engaged.
[] I'm married.
[] I've gone on a blind date.
[] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.

[X] I miss someone right now.
[X] I have a fear of abandonment.
[] I've gotten divorced.
[X] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back (Oh god, being a lesbian hitting on straight girls)
[] I've told someone I loved them when i didn't.
[] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[X] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[] I'm bi.
[X] I'm gay.
[X] I've had sex.
[X] I've had phone sex.
[] I've cybered. (Uhm... what?)
[] I've had sex in public. (Not yet )
[] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[X] I am a cuddler.
[X] I've been kissed in the rain.
[] I've hugged a stranger.
[X] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[X] I've snuck out of my house.
[X] I have lied to my parents about where I am.

[] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[X] I've cheated while playing a game.
[] I've cheated on a test.
[] I've run a red light.
[X] I've been suspended from school.
[X] I've witnessed a crime.
[X] I've been in a fist fight.
[] I've been arrested.
[X] I've consumed alcohol. (See question below)
[X] I regularly drink. (I'm 18 and I've been drinking for 4 years, fuck.)
[X] I've passed out from drinking. (I'm not going over this again...)
[] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[] I've smoked weed.
[] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[] I've eaten shrooms.
[] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[] I've done hard drugs.
[X] I have cough drops when I'm not sick. (The goddamned things are like candy!)
[X] I can't swallow pills.
[] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
[X] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression. (At one time yes)
[X] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[X] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[] I take anti-depressants.
[] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[X] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[X] I've woken up crying.
[] I'm afraid of dying.
[] I hate funerals.
[X] I've seen someone dying
[X] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[X] I've planned my own suicide.
[X] I've attempted suicide.
[] I've written a eulogy for myself.
[] I own over 5 rap CDs. (Pahaha, the one genre of music I don't like)
[X] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[X] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. (Uhm...)
[X] I own a plushie of my fave character from anything.
[] I own a cosplay outfit.
[X] I know what cosplay means.
[] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[] I own something from Hot Topic.
[] I own something from Pac Sun.
[] I collect comic books.
[] I own something from The Gap.
[] I own something I got on e-bay.
[] I own something from Abercrombie.
[] I can sing well. ( Ha. Ha. Hahahaha. Riiiiiiiiight.)
[] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[/] I open up to others easily.
[] I watch the news.
[/] I don't kill bugs.
[X] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[X] I curse regularly. (Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck )
[X] I sing in the shower. (There are people who don't?)
[] I am a morning person. (If you count 2:00PM as morning, then yes)
[] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[X] I'm a snob about grammar.
[] I am a sports fanatic.
[X] I twirl my hair.
[] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[X] I love being neat.
[] I love Spam.
[X] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day.
[X] I bake well.
[] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
[X] I've worn pajamas to school
[] I like Martha Stewart.
[X] I know how to shoot a gun.
[] I am in love with love. (Wh-what?)
[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[X] I laugh at my own jokes.
[] I eat fast food weekly. (I don't understand...)
[X] I believe in ghosts.
[] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[X] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class. (Oh 8th grade physics, I turned in 3 assignments the entire year and passed with a 97%)
[X] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[X] I'm really ticklish. (NO, NO, NO, NO, NO)
[] I love white chocolate.
[X] I bite my nails.
[X] I play video games.
[X] I'm good at remembering faces.
[] I'm good at remembering names.
[/] I'm good at remembering dates. (Depends on what I need to remember)
[] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
[X] I loath lables.
[X] I like action movies.
[X] I like horror movies.
[] I like chick flicks.
[X] I know the most random facts about things people have never heard of before.
[] I can't spell.
[] I treasure my friends. (Lol, what friends...)
[X] I think of others before myself. (Unless I'm about to die or something)
[X] All of those are answered honestly